You won't believe what cannabis company Melee Dose did with their Mutant Ape Yacht Club #4573

The two teamed up to create the wildest THC combo ever compressed into an edible

Melee Dose announced their first product in their Melee Mutant line today. Described as Radioactive Edible Diamonds, these gummies are rumored to tout benefits like super strength, time travel, and mutation. Unfortunately, these unsubstantiated rumors lack evidence. However, we can say with certainty these edibles fall under the 2018 Farm Bill's provision as they contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC making them legal in most states, even without a medical card. The luminescent green diamonds boast 4mg D9, 20mg D8/D10, 6mg THCO, and 9mg HHC, thereby achieving the golden ratio of 420:69.

"The box glows in the dark, revealing a bevy of Easter eggs. But whatever you do, don’t deconstruct the box. Bad idea. We’re sure there are no Easter eggs inside. Well, probably nothing," said Onyx Batista, co-owner of Melee.

Rest assured, there is nothing actually radioactive in the gummies, but the flavor, consisting wholly of natural and exotic ingredients, is actually sensational.